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The guy in this picture will not be attending the Super Bowl today.
That's because he has been replaced by this dead-ass doppelganger.
Sure, some of the songs will bear a similarity to the first guy. But trust me, the guy in the second picture is the man performing them. A man who sold out his band, his fans and himself when he married some actress and moved to L.A. in the 80's. Sorry people, Bruce Springsteen died during the making of the Born in the U.S.A. album. Some of his songs made the album like "Darlington County" and "I'm On Fire". The doppelganger took over and gave us "Cover Me", "Dancing in the Dark" and every piece of shit album that came out after that.
Here's hoping his balls explode in front of a worldwide audience. If that happens make sure you are listening to this instead.
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ReplyDeleteBruce sold out to the mainstream the first time he got up on the stage. The end.
I'm with on Reed, though. Nice post.
lol, maybe i gave him too much credit.
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