Fuck all the Dumb Shit

This is all I've got to say.



OK, I've got some more shit to say.

Check out this studio clip from Slayer----http://www.spin.com/articles/exclusive-video-slayer-studio

Best fucking metal band to have walked God's dead Earth.

SSS On Facebook

When it comes to these social networking sites I am basically clueless. I hate myspace because it is loaded with garbage and the pages load too slowly. So, I decided to make a Facebook page for the radio show just to see what it's all about. Link up with me at the Soothing Soul Suckers group or under my user name "Af Nk".

Next Year's Super Bowl Entertainment

There has to be some sort of antidote for the cheese doled out by the pseudo Springsteen last night. Help bring back real rock and roll to the festivities. Let's dig up the skeletal remains of G.G. Allin and let the Murder Junkies play while the fans molest the corpse.

Bring Out Your Dead!

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The guy in this picture will not be attending the Super Bowl today.

That's because he has been replaced by this dead-ass doppelganger.



Sure, some of the songs will bear a similarity to the first guy. But trust me, the guy in the second picture is the man performing them. A man who sold out his band, his fans and himself when he married some actress and moved to L.A. in the 80's. Sorry people, Bruce Springsteen died during the making of the Born in the U.S.A. album. Some of his songs made the album like "Darlington County" and "I'm On Fire". The doppelganger took over and gave us "Cover Me", "Dancing in the Dark" and every piece of shit album that came out after that.

Here's hoping his balls explode in front of a worldwide audience. If that happens make sure you are listening to this instead.

Lumpy Money Review

I got my copy of Lumpy Money earlier this week. Not a bad offering from the Evil Empire (aka the Zappa Family Trust).

The gems of this set are the orchestral Lumpy Money and "How did That Get in Here?", the extended piece which opens disc 3. I could do without Disc 2 however. It includes an unreleased mix of Lumpy Gravy from 1984 which includes the obligatory 80's drums and bass and the out of print but cheaply found remix of We're Only In It For the Money from the original Ryko issue of the CD. Maybe it will grow on me. The WOIIFTM does have better sound than the old disc so........we'll see. It's not horrible, it just isn't as good as the original. Also, included is a mono mix of WOIIFTM. I like it. Some people think mono sucks. I am not one of them.

The packaging is kind of cheap but unlike the Mofo Project set the package does not turn into a disc eater. I pray to Satan every time I try to remove a disc from the jaws of the Mofo set. Overall, I give the release a Pitchfork style rating of 8.2.

LS mf D!!!

Sent to me courtesy of the Beatmaster.

Can't embed this one so here's the link--->LS mf D!!!

Life Sex & Death. An early 90's metal band who's schtick was having a homeless person named Stanley as the lead singer. Sure, Stanley was a bogus gimmick but he was a good front man and the band could rock. We saw these guys at the Phantasy Theater in Cleveland. Stanley may not have been a real homeless dude but he was still pretty gross.

1/23/09 Playlist

Finally back in the saddle after getting power cord number 3. Here is my belated playlist post.

Soundgarden-Ugly Truth
Grand Funk-Got This Thing on the Move
Bob Dylan-Isis
Frank Zappa-Roland's Big Event/Strat Vindaloo
Sleep-From Beyond
Red Sparowes-Mechanical Sounds Cascaded Through the City Walls and Everyone Reveled in Their Ignorance
Buckethead-Ed's Rhapsody/Midnight Dance/Jars
Kim Doo Soo-Deja-entendu
Axiom Funk-Pray My Soul
The Cure-The Same Deep Water As You
sunn O)))-Orthodox Caveman
Neil Young-Powderfinger
Magma-The Last Seven Minutes
Lou Reed-Doin' the Thing That We Want To
Jane's Addiction-I Would For You
Noxagt-Soft Sugar
Manowar-The Power of Thy Sword
Mastodon-Pendulous Skin
Kreator-Hordes of Chaos (A Necrologue For the Elite)
Danzig-Blood and Tears
Samael-Macabre Operetta
Megadeth-Hangar 18
Metal Church-Gods of Wrath
King Diamond-The Candle
Melvins-Spread Eagle

Thanks to the guy who requested Metal Church. That song was a blast from the past to the old Z Rock days. To those who don't know, Z Rock was a syndicated metal station out of Dallas. We got it for a year or so in Cleveland in the mid-80's. It was tits. I don't know if I had heard that song more than one or two times since 1986 but I knew every word.